Currently Listening To ...

What goes on in Tjinder Singh's head? Whatever, this new collection of crazy Indian beats from Cornershop is the sound of summer. I defy anyone to listen to What Did The Hippie Have In His Bag? (check it out here) and not break into a grin.

All we need now is a summer.

Nuts

Looking for this month's edition of Prospect in my local newsagent, I saw this. It wasn't the feature on Chelsea vs Bayern Munich that drew my eye.

I am intrigued to know how the contents of 'The Naked Issue' of Nuts magazine differ from any other week. Not intrigued enough to actually buy it of course but surely the average Nuts reader would welcome a 'Clothed Issue' as a break from the weekly routine of mind-numbing nudity? Maybe not.

Siri

The iPhone 4S may well be the 'most amazing iPhone yet' but having a voice activated intelligent assistant cannot ipso facto make one's life more interesting. Take Jim's diary in the advert above: 08:30 status meeting, 11:00 project briefing, 13:30 development call, 16:00 production update. Wowzers!

Lunch with Emily at 12:00 sounds pretty good though. I just worry that Emily might fall asleep listening to Jim speak about his riveting day at the coalface.

18:00 throw self onto train tracks.